tredlocity:

there’s a twitter account where this guy thinks every tweet is directed at him and it’s great

misshoneywheeler:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

thegreenthingslivebeforetheydie:

my favorite is when Kermit’s facial expression is simultaneously an obvious hand in a puppet but also an instantly recognizable and relatable emotion

larkiaquail:

thehighwayphantom:

cornfield-cryptid:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

why the fuck is this so funny

motherfucker-unlimited:

Before you make a post on here, take a moment to T.H.I.N.K.

Is it:

• T 
• Hanos
• I
• N
• K

nyanguard-party:

skelenabones:

averyterrible:

dextersexter:

whats the difference between Long Island and Staten Island

they are two completely different islands.  long island is the big long island sticking out of New York.  Staten Island is the tiny island in New York City between the west coast of Long Island and the mainland

long island is where you go to experience total ego destruction over a period of decades. staten island is where you go to get stabbed by a clown